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The Best Funny & Smart Jokes for you to Laugh Out Loud!

The Best Funny & Smart Jokes for you to Laugh Out Loud!
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When you have spare time, something that can make you feel better is a really good joke.

We have gathered the ultimate list of jokes that can actually make you laugh!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because of 7, 8, 9.
The Best Smart Jokes

  1. Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
    “Get out of here!” shouts the barman. “We don’t serve your type.”
  2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
  3. I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
  4. Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
  5. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
  6. Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel!
  7. What do you call an old snowman? Water.
  8. What dinosaur had the best vocabulary? The thesaurus.
  9. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
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The Best Funny Jokes

  1. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
  2. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
  3. Which superhero hits the most home runs? Bat-man.
  4. Somebody stole my Microsoft office and they’re going to pay – they have my Word.
  5. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
  6. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
  7. Why can’t you trust atoms? They make up everything!
  8. Why did the scientist take out their doorbell? The wanted to win the no-bell prize.
  9. What did the calculator say to the maths student? You can count on me.
  10. Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? They woke him up.
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Abdullah Abu Sayeed
I am an Architecture Student who wants to be successful as an Entrepreneur. I love to narrate the story through films.